Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.

Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com

by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025

Bean Battle

When two males are on opposite sides of a room. They take their pants off and grip their sack like they are wielding a lance, aimed at each other. They then run at each other like medieval jousting, Until someone gives up.

Hey Jake you up for a bean battle.

by imnotfunny5555 January 19, 2025

The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The battle of thermopylae (the battle for the Spartans prayer out of Angel Jose Robles)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

The Battle Cats

One of the best tower defense games, made by PONOS and is really fun, can be hard at times as well

Jimmy: hey dude, you play the battle cats, right?

Josh: No

Jimmy: get the fuck out my face

by Mr. Garm February 1, 2026

Human battering ram

Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.

Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.

Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.

Lee: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

Cookie Batter

Female orgasm fluid

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?

by DingusMcPingus February 17, 2026