The Ashley/Ashley

Doing the Ashley/Ashley means you a full flesh rat

Inmate went to court found out his codefendant was straight up doing the Ashley/Ashley.

by SoloLuvBug December 16, 2022

Core Athletix

A powerhouse cheer gym in upstate NY with 3 locations. They have numerous summit champion titles and participated in the cheerleading worlds ever since their opening in 2009.

Did you see what one of the teams from core athletix did? It was extremely impressive!

by just a frog from the northeast December 25, 2022

Dunfermline Athletic F.C

Dunfermline Athletic F.C are a nasty little club in the shitehole known as fife.
In this little town there's a nasty little football park called east end park where the groundsman can't even defrost the pitch on a saturday morning. this horrifying little place is home to a group of creatures known as Fifers, these weird little gremlins hide in burrows known as schemes usually equipped with a bottle of buckfast or tracksuit. if you see these creatures in any other part of the world you must notify authorities immediately.

Dunfermline Athletic F.C is a little hole filled with gremlins

by Cillmaster March 22, 2023

Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 16, 2023

The Ashley

Having your partner stick their finger up your rectum then making you lick the finger.

Last night my wife gave me The Ashley

by Shreks_gt May 7, 2023

Sneaky Athletic

Sneaky athletic is a nice term for a somewhat athletic white guy, i.e Josh Allen

Guy: Yo that play was awesome
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay

by Hugh J4nu$ October 4, 2023

Master Ashley

Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.

You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*

by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024