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Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.
Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.
by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021
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Andrew Kim

"erm what the sigma andrew kim" "IM GONNA CRASH OUT YOU NI-"
by cookietheelfy December 30, 2024
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Andrew Russell Bowman

This person is a perfect ideal aesthetic man who has a shredded body but a perfect heart. There is no other way to describe him but the man of everyone dreams. He only wants to do good for himself and is always improving in many ways for his life. He means zero harm and wants the best for everyone who is important to him. I love Andrew Russell Bowman<3
Andrew Russell bowman likes to play basketball and he likes his dog rex. Nudy likes to hangout with him in his free time also.
by Hope bowman August 11, 2023
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Andrew Donagher

Andrew donagher is a ginger celebrity with a quote large name in the “LGBTQ GINGER” community and has done a lot for the gay ginger community
Cormac: “Hey have you seen Andrew Donaghers new speach?”

Peter: “Heck yes, I feel so represented by him as a ginger and as part of the LGBTQIA+ community
by Just the best person 10 November 1, 2023
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andrew

has a dog named coco. he is sus but he makes tons of freinds
go andrew
by I know you gys time to die November 3, 2022
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Andrew

Andrew is a CUNT
by anonymous April 7, 2023
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Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.
Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."
by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023
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