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Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵
by Jojo is king November 22, 2021
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Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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kevin hart

kevin hart is a celeberty and he is short as FRICK
"i met kevin hart today!"
by the uneducated fart November 1, 2022
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Kevin

“Kevin fucking sucks.”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Kevin Jose

Not a hose, but a Jose
by namestuffs January 20, 2025
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Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages
"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."
by f u kevin October 19, 2015
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kevin

someone who listens to his sister and mom too much abt relationships
he wants to be just friends? such a kevin
by pepeopepeoeopepeep February 17, 2022
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