Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...
Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche
Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche
by RogerG September 7, 2013
Get the Swoosh Douchemug. a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:
Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!
person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!
person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
by SecretGarden May 12, 2010
Get the twinky douchemug. This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.
This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...
by FriendofM September 14, 2009
Get the Douche Doctormug. by Sam May 13, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. 1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.
3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.
1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.
3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!
Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!
George: Yuck!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 30, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003
Get the douche hammermug. one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006
Get the douche mongermug.