douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations

Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.

by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009

Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.

Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche

by RogerG August 10, 2013

douche lean

Taking the Gangsta Lean one step further by reclining the seat back and twisting your upper body completely to the right like you want to spoon your stick shift.

Yo mah boy was douche leanin so hard he almost crashed cuz he couldnt see over the dashboard.

by JimmyJumpNY December 12, 2011

douche bag

1. a container of douche, a vagina cleaner.

2. a turd, moron, cretin, dipshit, dumbass - there's many more synonyms for this word.

3. a girl who is extremely butt ugly to the max.

1. Jojo stopped at a Target store and bought a douche bag for his wife on the way home from work.

2. Look at that low-talent so-called film actor with his girlfriend who's several years younger. When he's seen with her he always has this big shit-eating grin that says "Looky who I scored with!". He's a total self-centered douche bag.

3. Larry: Why do you hang around with that Mindy? She's uglier than sin! How can you get it on with a hideous douche bag like that?!

Del: I can put a bag on her head when I do it!

George: Yuck!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 15, 2007

douche bag

A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.

"He Jimmy"
"Yo homes!"
"Jimmy, your a douchebag"

P.S - Jimmy's white

by Sam March 04, 2005

douche hammer

A person, who infact, hammers the worddouche/word.

Look at that douche hammer, he's been hammering the douche all weekend.

by Brian Deegan August 18, 2003

douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

by Mikey Masullo April 19, 2006