Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball 

The top 5 highest scoring averages to win the NBA MVP award were once Phat 5 players.

1. Wilt Chamberlain 1960 ( KU )- 37.6 ppg.
2. Michael Jordan 1988 ( UNC )- 35.0 ppg.
3. Kareem Abdul Jabbar 1972 ( UCLA )- 34.8 ppg.
4. Bob McAdoo 1975 ( UNC )- 34.5 ppg.
5. Wilt Chamberlain 1966 ( KU )- 33.5 ppg.

The Phat 5 of College Basketball has been a proven stable for some of the most prolific scorers in the history of the NBA. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005

Section 5

Alternative term for a gang of "Chavs", "Scallys", Kevs", etc... that hang around on street corners. The Original term "Section 5" is used by Police Forces and is part of the crime act, it refers to Antisocial behaviour.

These fuckers hang around on street corners with their Staffordshire Bull Terrior with one eye, and only ever ONE of them on a BMX, most likely the ring leader, the one who asks the over 18's to buy them their White Lightning. Twats...

Section 5 by -I-A-N- September 9, 2005

march 5 

national ask your crush out day! ask them out and give them flowers!

do you know what today is? it is march 5!

march 5 by chocolate pudding January 28, 2021

August 5 

National suck boobies day
Just go grab the nearest girl you can find and suck some boobies.
Best shit you can do!

„I‘ve never sucked boobies before, what’s it like?“
„That’s the best thing you can ever have In your mouth, it’s august 5. go do it!“

August 5 by Sisisigb August 2, 2021

September 5

September 5 is national kid day!
To celebrate kids all over the world from all different ages,
most parents like to spoil their kids because it’s nice

every once and a while. About 30 years ago

September 5 was voted national kid day

when a parent spoke up about celebrating

her kids for starting school

Kid:National Kid day!
Mom: Honey, no-
Kid: c’mon please?
Mom:Well it can’t hurt to celebrate your preserverance
September 5th: a date

September 5 by Lexithedumbestbee August 5, 2021

brb in 5 

Brb in 5 is what a user will state if they simply do not have the time to state brb in five SECONDS, brb in five MINUTES, brb in five HOURS, brb in five DAYS, or brb in five YEARS. The user might also state this if they do not know when they shall return.

Bob: brb in 5

Jim: Brb in five years, brb in five days, brb in five seconds, brb in five hours, or brb in five minutes?

brb in 5 by PHP_Programmer January 12, 2008

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex 

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022