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smurfed me

to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation
me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me
by swill killer 95 January 16, 2010
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Anonymously Me

A·non·y·mous·ly Me

Proper Noun/Pronoun

An attempt to speak from a detached and un-opinionated dissociative perspective derived from holding and describing things from multiple perspectives held simultaneously. Simultaneously acknowledging that this is of course impossible and is inevitably reflective of the speakers personal experiences and knowledge as filtered through their genetic and environmentally influenced position at the time of the statement.

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a·non·y·mous

–adjective
1.
without any name acknowledged, as that of author, contributor, or the like: an anonymous letter to the editor; an anonymous donation.
2.
of unknown name; whose name is withheld: an anonymous author.
3.
lacking individuality, unique character, or distinction: an endless row of drab, anonymous houses.

me
–pronoun
1.
the objective case of I,  used as a direct or indirect object: They asked me to the party. Give me your hand.
2.
Informal . (used instead of the pronoun I  in the predicate after the verb to be ): It's me.
3.
Informal . (used instead of the pronoun my  before a gerund): Did you hear about me getting promoted?
He was explaining it as Anonymously Me when he wrote that statement.

He signed it Anonymously Me, so I know he was at least attempting to be thorough and impartial about the subject.

He declared it a work of Anonymously Me so I know he is aware that their is limits to unbiased statements.
by Nevera Nony Mouslyme January 17, 2011
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adopt me

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fuck me

a word you yell when you are mad
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Bite me

"Bite Me" has been used as a dismissive comment since the 70's. It's a phrase you toss at your friends or pets when they're being dicks, but you still love them.. " Bite me" is more cuddly than "Fuck you".
My pitbulls won't eat their supper. "Bite me, dogs! No more cheese appetizers for you!"
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Tap me

When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay
Steve: hey brad tap me one

Brad: ye sure

Steve: sound
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relieve me

Another way of asking for Head
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