Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Person Name

The most amazing awesome person ever who is superior to everyone else and super cute and hot and awesome and definitely didn’t write this definition by themselves.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Person Name made 700 billion dollars just today?

John: Yeah, all while saving puppies from burning buildings and stopping meteors from hitting the Earth and definitely not writing extremely specific UrbanDictionary entries about how awesome they are!

by eden_essence February 22, 2025

Player naming bias

When in a sports debate, the other person thinks just naming all the players of a team makes them good. Being able to rattle off several random players doesn’t make them good.

“Dude, Lebron had no help on those early Cavs teams”

“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”

“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”

This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.

by MCTrApLoRd June 7, 2023

Name

Something you dont give yourself.

You don't get to choose your name or the etymology of it. Having a name isn't the same as thinking you are everything your name is described as, by definition. If it were true that everyone named Michael was defined by the name Michael, then every Michael you ever met would be identical to the next. The same would be true of any other name, if that were true.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

mah-name-uh

Term to introduce yourself instead of saying "my name is" or "im" to sound like borat

Mah-name-uh Sarah

by alalalalalalalalaoalaoalao October 4, 2010

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

cats named Bob

They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session

Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs

by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023