worm's ass

n. derived from Oklahoma oil fields which describes a worthless human who kisses ass to get ahead.

Dwayne is a worm's ass. -John Biby

by Big Earn November 5, 2005

Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Ass Punk

When a man is sodmized.

George Bush was ass punked by Dick Cheney.

by PrimordialWarlock December 15, 2008

cry ass

A person who can't seem to fatham that things aren't going there way, so they whine about it.

I wish Tom would shut the hell up and just do his job, he's such a cry ass!

by Adumb Maxfield December 11, 2007

ass dancer

A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.

man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".

by Kaiser Vinny April 6, 2006

ass me

when one inists on being fucked in the ass and no other way

man, all i want my boyfriend to do is to ass me

by stalker - bitch - porch monkey July 5, 2008

ass park

the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.

Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.

In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.

One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.

Ass park is a great place.

Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.

by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005