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Zoophilia

The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).
*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...
by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 31, 2011
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Zeph

A verb, describing the action of leaving one's current task to get a beverage.
"Where did Chris go?"

"Oh, he's just doing a zeph."
by Fighterpilot09 June 1, 2018
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Zoophile

A fatherless individual with a sexual attraction to animals. They can be 6-17 yrs old and all of them should be wiped off from the face of the earth.
- Oh who is that?
- a zoophile
-Oh, I hate those people
Ben: my name is Ben
by GalaxyRoamerxx March 6, 2022
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zoophile

a disgusting creature who needs to rot in hell
person 1: Timmy is a zoophile
person 2: ew
by a_random_furry_ March 16, 2022
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Zoophile

A person who is sexually attrected to animals. People who think they are attracted to animals, should immediately find a therapist.
"I'm a zoophile"
gets shot
by TON 618 August 4, 2022
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Zoosexual/Zoophile

Zoosexual/Zoophile: A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to animals.
Random: I’m Zoosexual/Zoophile UwU I’m in love with my pet dog! I’m so cute uwuwuu

Me: *calls therapy, 911, and an asylum*
by Anonymous1012341 February 16, 2023
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