Zen Drink

Hangover free beverages that calm your ass down and help you to focus. Normally hemp or CBD infused and alcohol free.

What a week! Could you hit me up with one Zen drink!?

Q: What I could drink instead of alcohol if I wanna try that Scandinavian Sober thing?
A: Definitely Zen drinks!

Energy drinks make me hyperactive. Give me Zen drink instead.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,

I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021

Zen

Slang for marijuana joint.

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?

by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021

Zen Pandas

A person who is horny for pandas

Yesterday I saw them act like a zen pandas

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 21, 2021

Zen Apathy

The nirvana of not caring.

After everything Disney did to Star wars I reached a state of Zen Apathy.

by SeeingGreen October 17, 2023