rectal yoga 

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

rectal yoga by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

excuse yoga 

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.

While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.

excuse yoga by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014

redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.

1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"

redneck yoga by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014

Human yoga ball 

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

Human yoga ball by Timperz August 9, 2016

beer yoga 

Taking the philosophies of yoga and pairing it with the pleasure of beer-drinking to reach your highest level of consciousness.

"Let's do some beer yoga!"
"Beer yoga is the best way to start your day!"
"My favorite type of excersise is beer yoga."

beer yoga by BuckyLynn March 3, 2017

chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

chair yoga by QQQ3 September 28, 2017

Tushy yoga 

The Yiddish word for a person's privates is tush /or tushy for a light hearted twist. Masturbation can be uncomfortable to talk about so one family have been known to refer to it sensitively as tushy yoga.

Mum: What are you doing Rivky? 3 year old Rivky: I'm doing tushy yoga Mum: stop that right now

Tushy yoga by Samantha100 June 15, 2018