yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

Dick Yanking

Lying to someone.

"Is Matt telling the truth or is he just dick yanking again?"

by dodo2night December 14, 2016

yank tank

Ugly clumsy American car

She bought a yank tank to take the children to school. It handles like a boat and looks like it was designed by a 7 year old.

by Austin Morris January 11, 2004

Yanking the weasel

The act of ones pulling on his/her DICK! Also known as weasling yourself, stroking the weasel meat.

Wow, i walked in on my dad, and he was yanking the weasel!

by cghfghfghfghfgh January 17, 2009

Yanked Up

In other words,if you are having a bad hair day your hair is yanked up. If your outfit isn't the best thing to be looking at one day,your outfit is yanked up.

"Yo did you see Jessica today?"
"Naw Why?"
"Her hair was lookin yanked up."

by 305 shawty February 28, 2008

yank tank

British slang used to describe large, ugly, poorly-manufactured american cars. In europe american cars are seen as a kind of joke for people with small penises.

Yank tanks like caddilacs are heavy on fuel, ugly as fuck, and with the 0-60 of a three-legged donky named Daisy.

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

Crank That Yank

Kind of like belemic bullrush. EXCEPT CRANK THAY YANK! SO when in Rome, you know whats good. HUGE. YOU ARE THE EMPIRE

Lady loses bjack hand.
Sour, Crank that Yank

Dad fights with son.
Crank that YAAAANK

by Drew with Krellium December 30, 2010