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Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
by Floss 69 July 25, 2008
mugGet the Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?mug.

worthfull

The opposite of worthless. Being filled with worth.

This word was invented in the late 90's due to the problems associated with the word "worthy", which means capable or noble and "valuable" which only describes market value. Also, these words already have direct opposites such as "unworthy" and valueless.
A drink in the desert is very worthfull.

In Iraq, it is worthfull to have a flak jacket.
by Doku July 16, 2007
mugGet the worthfullmug.

Worthfull

Full of worth...opposite of worthless, also the word that is blurted out when you cant remember worthy.
Cameron you are so worthfull to me...*finger to mouth, is that a word?*
by Danni P November 25, 2007
mugGet the Worthfullmug.
Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
mugGet the detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?mug.

Two trucks worth

Having more people than one truck will hold
There were two trucks worth of Middle Eastern's in front of the hotel.
by Big Delicious May 20, 2014
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Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.
I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.
by Insom April 16, 2021
mugGet the Cat's worth of weedmug.

Debt-Worth

'Debt-Worth' is the opposite of 'Net-Worth', indicating that you owe more than you have.
So, what is your net-worth?
Negative $260,00.
That is your 'Debt-Worth'!
by Jake Squawk May 29, 2013
mugGet the Debt-Worthmug.

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