Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.

"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"

by MH170703 December 10, 2020

winston

stupid idiot manipulator gaslihgter annoying monkey

me: ew stop acting like winston
somebody idk: oops sorry for beign annouing

by coolest person in existenc3 March 27, 2022

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class

“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston Aim

A group of the best aimers to walk the planet, only real Winston Aim members have good enough aim to use Winston

That guy is shitting on us, I wonder if he's in Winston Aim.

by Rico Brazilman September 24, 2022

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019