wiener-in-laws

when you see your wife's dad's penis and it looks the same as yours

You: Woah, I saw your dad's penis and it looked just like mine!

Wife: Aw, honey! You're totes wiener-in-laws!

by Britlyn December 8, 2013

Drop Wiener

{Verb}- The act of tryin' to get some. The term can be used by both male and female.

"Yo man, see that dime over there? I'm tryna drop wiener tonight."

by falooner September 21, 2011

spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.

Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.

by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011

big wiener sami

Big weiner sami is a person with the biggest wiener in the entire world her wiener is 501092982817737371761829292919 miles long

Did you see Big wiener sami I saw it in Yemen the other day.

by Big booty badr February 24, 2020

Wiener Pants

A nickname usually given to males who are described to have a small penis.

'Dude, did you see that guy over their? Hes such a wiener pants!'

by Kyle Rodrick February 18, 2009

Greener Wiener

The Greener Wiener is a subtle, effective, and nutritious sexual position, involving a penis, an orifice capable of absorbing vegetables, and pure joy. To perform, take what was once a normal session of ravaging anal sex and remove your penis from your partner, reach for (preferably fresh local and organic) broccoli and firmly shove it up their ass. Be sure to insert tree side first. Once broccoli is inserted far into the anal canal, reinsert penis for a tight session of beautiful anal sex, rich in Vitamin A.

Do you broccoli?

How about my Greener Wiener?

by greenween August 19, 2009

Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007