Whiskey Dick

A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.

Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.

by Spingo July 20, 2012

whiskey chaser

The act of drinking a shot of whiskey in one quick gulp, then right away afterwards drinking a full pint of lager (or beer). The participant often has the glass of whiskey in one hand and pint of lager (or beer) in the other hand, because the drinks are consumed in quick succession, always with the whiskey first, then the lager (or beer) after the whiskey to wash the whiskey down.

In a pub or bar: "I am gonna do a whiskey chaser"

by Anony-mass December 25, 2007

Whiskey fingers

When you hijack someone's post on Facebook to type 5 paragraphs about how you talked on the phone to the Chief Engineering Officer of the Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), no matter how true it was, and then you delete it because it's completely irrelevant... you might have whiskey fingers.

When you cheer yourself on for posting 2 Tweets with exactly 140 characters... you might have whiskey fingers.

When you comment on your brother's in-laws families post about Blackberry using the phrase "RIM job" and then giggle for a half hour straight, well - you probably have whiskey fingers. (Then forget to delete it, but luckily everyone involved finds it funny because RIM is doing so poorly on the market. Thankfully you read things while you're sober and have some small understanding of the tech industry.)

When you spend more than like 5 minutes adding some bullshit entry to Urban dictionary cause I don't fucking know why but I'm going for a smoke now.

Oh man. Oh, FUCK man. I drank like a fifth of... some kind of whiskey. Man. I am so highly intoxicated right now, I am like... INEBRIATED. My fingers are just typing because of the whiskey.

I think I have whiskey fingers.

by whiskey_fingers November 9, 2011

Whiskey Clone

When you do something stupid while drinking whiskey and don't remember it the next day.

"Do you remember falling into the toilet last night?"

"That was not me...It must have been my Whiskey Clone"

by JonGee420 August 25, 2011

Whiskey River

When three gentleman engage in the performance of sexual activities in an adventurous manner. Which consists of two gentleman in the 69 position, and one gentleman penetrating the gentlemans asshole that is on top in the 69 position. Once the man that is penetrating is about to cum he pulls out, and cums in top of the asshole letting it run into the the gentlemans mouth that is on the bottom of the 69, aka the whiskey river runs into the gentlemans mouth.

Hey y'all tryna get a whiskey river in?

by jack daniels 3 triple black May 11, 2020

whiskey tits

the dream of a baby, to have a mother whose tits dispense whiskey as opposed to the tradional milk. If evolution occuredthen for a lactose intollerant baby this would happen

the baby and the father are fighting over the mother's whiskey tits.

by the December 21, 2004

Whiskey Dick

When you come home at 8am from the previous nights' engagement only to find your boyfriend spread eagle with a finished half gallon of whiskey beside him. His flaccid penis, which he is still holding, and hamds both have dried semen on them. To top it all off there is of course a loop of interracial creampie porn on the computer screen.

"You whiskey dick! What if our daughter caught you like this!?" "I guess I am not getting any action before you have to go to work with that broken whiskey dick of yours"

by TheMaskedRevenger June 29, 2013