whacking material

Pornographic literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation.

The trucker didn't care about the titles or the quality of the porno magazines, he was just looking for whacking material.

by Gilbert Narley April 21, 2007

that shits whack

A phrase used to descrbe an object or action which is out of the ordinary.

Guy1: Hey look at my stupid ugly car!
Guy2: No way, that shits whack!!!

by Michael' Bob Zancob June 27, 2004

Whack Fest

Whack Fest can occur any time, but usually on a Saturday morning/afternnon. It consists of Masturbating thouroughly for at the least amount of time 2 hours to the prefered 5 hour mark. This masterbation is done consistently by stopping just before you are about to "Blow the Load!" Wait about 10-15 min (no touchy touchy!) then proceed again. Keep this up for the prefered 5 hours, and let it go! This will leave you with Mt. St. Helen in your crotch.

Scenario 1: Corey- "YO, Scott what are you going to do this weekend?" Scott- "I'm gonna participate in a whack fest."

Scenario 2: That test was hard, I think I deserve to have a whack fest.

Scenario 3: "No, mom I cant go to Uncle Clyde's Funneral. Why? Because I'm gonna do whack fest! Damn it!"

by Dana Poling October 7, 2004

Whack Bitches

Crazy, psycho, unrelenting, stalking, usually wildebest-like bitches. To be avoided like the plague.

Dude, that whack bitch kept on me all night!

by Martov March 1, 2005

whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

Weed Whacking

(Verb) the act of jacking off high

Nothing exciting was going on Saturday so I spent all night weed whacking.

by Sky Fire January 11, 2019

Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018