Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025

Wesley Strnad

The next Paul Engler......

That Wesley Strnad is a Hand.

by Bigggin September 30, 2025

Wesley Woehler

Fat Niggler from Minnesota/Retard

Wesley Woehler should die

by GoomanHLR August 12, 2022

wesley lee quarles

Wesley is a person with liberal views. However, an EXTREME liberal is the WORST type of person. To start with they brainwash people. Then they convince you that their pre made views they hand to you are open minded. They tell you to hate Republicans and everyone who thinks differently than you. They are the first to throw around the word racist. Most extreme liberal abuse minorities. They look for a group typically blacks or hispanics, convince them they are nothing and need the liberals to survive, then exploit them for political power. Extreme liberals are usually igorant but claim everyone else is. They pretend to be looking out for the people but are only looking out for themselves. Some day people will realize this is the truth.

Wesley Lee Quarles is the text book definition of a liberal.

by RollTurd November 3, 2017

wesley woodin

A small boy lover because of his undersized schlong

Michael Jackson used to do a Wesley Woodin.

by The real Bobby joe July 4, 2016

Wesley

Wesley is a person who wants to come to every hangout.

Wesley says: Can I Come?

by amonGUSusMC March 9, 2023

jada wesley

She's smart and pretty and she's a idol to everyone

Jada wesley is queen

by May4 May 6, 2019