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by FakeWeights April 04, 2018
Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.
by Colonel Harland Sanders July 18, 2008
The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
by wyrick April 27, 2011
by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010
if you are not too thin and not too fat, then you have a normal weight. an amount of 'normal weight' kilos depends on you height and age. if you are grown up (18 y.o.+) and you need to know your perfect (desirable) weight you need to subtract 110 from your height in cm., the answer means your normal weight.
you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results.
you can also use the body mass index calculator to calculate your body mass index (or BMI - google it) to recheck my results.
Person 1: My height is 5''7 and my weight is 133 pounds. Should lose some weight? I look pudgy!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight!
Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok?
Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that???
Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it!
Person 2: No! You have a normal weight!
Girl: My height is 164cm. and my weight is 65 kilos. Feel its rising! Is it ok?
Girl's BFF: It's ok, but you really should lose at least 10 kilos to reach your normal weight. Or you are going to look like shit in a couple years! Look at Jessica Simpson! Do you wanna look like that???
Girl: Oh gosh, of course I don't! I'll do my fucking best to avoid it!
by frokensnork March 23, 2011
by Shotguys July 27, 2010
Weight thats not alive. Usually laying on someone with all your weight, then making them give you the definition of dead weight...while being startle by the question they hesitate so you ask again and again, louder and louder.
After baseball practice the shortstop and 3rd baseman jumped on me with quite force and were yelling at me "WHAT IS DEAD WEIGHT", i did not know what to say so they layed on me i think they are gay.
by best ss ever yes cw the best November 09, 2009