welfare

A social excuse to allow more government control.

The government buys my vote by offering me and the rest of my crack-adled buddies welfare. I love the democratic party!

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

pimp daddy welfare

greatest rapper ever. go to pimpdaddywelfare.com

d/l:
ELmo pimps hoes
return of elmo
eazy e tried to kill me ( a colab w/ wesley willis)

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

welfare

Something drug dealers and poor people take advantage of but if anyone tried to cut it they would be immediately killed by someone on it.

"Today we are going to cut taxes and welfare by---"
*Stabbed by a guy who owns an Escalade, $10000 worth in diamonds and still gets welfare

by Mister Literal April 9, 2006

Welfare

A type of program that one would take because of horrid financial problems.

Although Welfare is commonly used by lazy people, Welfare still has a vital purpose in civilization.

"Sadly, everyone takes Welfare due to laziness. To me, the only time Welfare is appropriate is if the person, or his family, is in bad financial shape. Nevertheless, as long as lazy people take Welfare, Welfare is nothing but an excuse."
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

welfare dog

when your broke or you're on welfare and hungry for a corndog but all you have is a pack of hotdogs and corn tortillas so you wrap the corn tortilla around the hot dog and fry it.

yo dude, im hella craving a corndog

well, we have some hotdogs and some corn tortillas...go fix us up some welfare dogs.

by screamingmigeht June 29, 2010

welfare

A check for an ugly single mother to get because her baby daddy won't pay the child support or admit he knows her kids or her at all.

Reserved for lazy fat single mothers that have 4 kids before age 25. Unwanted by any decent man and can't attract a respectable man.

The highest level of their partner's employment is a KFC.

These bustdowns wait for their monthly welfare check instead of going out and working and making money.

That single mother is on welfare.

by youareascummme March 30, 2009

Weffsum

A Word That Describes When You Secretly Maturbate Over Someone Who Is Near You And You Come

'Im having a good weffsum over Racheal'

by fghjk March 1, 2008