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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.
by DearUniverse July 14, 2016
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wedding bang

To bang (have sexual intercourse) someone while other people's weddings are in session.
Yesterday at Ellie's party jaquelle and I ended up wedding banging in the hotel room upstairs.
by fuckboysarounddaworld June 3, 2015
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Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.
Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.
by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021
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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time
Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas
by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022
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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.
by DearUniverse June 22, 2016
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Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.
Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.
by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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