Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019

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Funny Valentine

The act of pursuing saint corpse parts to give america a better life in a patriotic way

Kid 1: Man his presentation on saving america and the saint corpse parts is crazy
Kid 2: Yeah he's such a funny valentine.

by distributedledger September 10, 2022

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valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".

She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.

by tacobama June 4, 2016

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Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD

Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"

by little miss secretive May 29, 2014

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