planned unwanted children

A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".

As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.

If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.

by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014

Adjacent upward mobility effect

This is the effect of hob-knobing with those rich fucks. Eventually you may have enough coin to buy a whore of your own. Just standing beside me make you 😎 cool.

By the way I can only imagine what I'll will look like hanging with the skinny fucks you will lose my fat nigger cunt because of the adjacent upward mobility effect.

by Big moma shay May 29, 2018

Blissfully Unaware

Not knowing something or being unaware of something that would've scarred you forever.

P1: Have you heard of the Astolfo monster c*ck that was viral today?

P2: Wait no what the fuck is that?

P1: You're blissfully unaware of that

by HotgiggityDog June 16, 2022

unaware

the perfect word to define someone that looks very awkward and out of place in his/her current social setting. They seem to clueless as to what's going on around them, much like a mern

hey, that guy in the corner looks very unaware.

by stan April 12, 2006

Unworthies

guys who want to get with you and when they find out you wont sleep with them start being douchebags

almost all of the boys at uwo are unworthies

by so.not.a.slut January 26, 2010

Ungaro

When a guy/girl goes around trying to kiss ever girl/guy he/she sees.

Heather is going around trying to Ungaro every guy at camp this year.

by j tint October 21, 2012

Unwrap the soap

Being the first one of your hotel roomates to get up in the morning and take a shower.

Dude, I'm sleeping in. It's your turn to unwrap the soap.

by Snappy1 July 23, 2007