Citizens United

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

by euphemismo March 21, 2010

Retard Unit

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

by vektorweg June 5, 2017

University of Ramsbottom

To mark historic links with the Grant Brothers, the University of Ramsbottom, has announced a limited number of Grant Scholarships in :
* MARKETING (ref. GM306)
* NUCLEAR PHYSICS (ref. GNP783)
* AGRICULTURE (ref. GA332)
* ECONOMICS (ref. GE998)
These full fee scholarships worth approx £25,000 (twenty five thousand sterling) are for Masters Degree Courses of One Year duration . Start date December or June from 2009 onwards.
They are available ONLY for non UK students who already hold an undergraduate degree of AT LEAST Upper Second standard.
Students will be judged on references and verified C.V.(resume)
125 such scholarships are available.
No application forms are issued
Send details to:
Admissions (Grant Scholarships)
University House
Ramsbottom BLO 9AE
Lancashire
United Kingdom

University of Ramsbottom Grant Scholarships welcomed by Secretary of State ....says F.T.

by greekvaseomygord August 19, 2008

Showing up uninvited

in internet parlance, meant to convey the appearance of an unwanted or undesirable group of people that you weren't seeking out in the first place.

There was an interesting discussion about how to save up for retirement, but then all these bitcoin bros started showing up uninvited.

by JuliusCesarus July 11, 2021

Bio universe

A universe of time , space , reality , dimension

, and more that transcend's what we can reach in our conscious reality , this is created by living tissue such as the brain .

Last night in my bio universe I transcended time and space and was able to fly.

by dragonboy8586 August 6, 2019

Retard Units

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

by Alseimik March 5, 2018

United Airlines

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

by TheSporadic April 12, 2017