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Schrodinger's Underwear

Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,

"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;

once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;

so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"

The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.

Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.

When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.

The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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underburner

A giant, slow-growing, epic-ly painful zit. The kind that you can't pop successfully for days even though it resembles a small volcano on your face, because its source is so deep. Often used as part of the phrase "massive underburner."

This term was coined by Alice Thomas in Columbus Ohio, in approximately 1993.
I have a giant underburner on my chin.

I wish I could pop this dang underburner!

Look at this massive underburner!
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underbrained

1. The utter failure to employ sufficient intelligence in any given context

2. Acutely lacking sufficient intelligence for use in any given context

Esp. in positions of social responsibility/power.
e.g. Kit on Palin: "That woman is dangerously underbrained"
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To eat less than sufficient amounts for your body.
If you undereat your body will not absorb much vitamins and minerals.
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underbandable

the process of being understood to the point where you understand yourself enough to be understood by others. Usually said by itself in a sentence.
Truman that is a very underbandable. I agree with him a lot.
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The Underbaker

The guy at the crematorium who doesn't turn the heat up high enough.
Joe was fired from the crematorium because he didn't turn the heat up high enough and Mr. Jones was a little under cooked. Therefore making Joe the underbaker.
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amish undercarriage

The region under your jawbone and neck, which is hidden from the Amish beard.
Jon was looking to present the Burnside but didn't know where to begin. Mike proceeded to explain it's simple, just shave out your soul patch, goatee & amish undercarriage.
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