Tinder Clout

A bizarre, random flex when you get laid mostly through Tinder

In response to an argument over nothing related
Nessy:"Oh yeah? Well I got with 19 people on Twitter this month! You couldn't do that!"
Me:"Did you just claim Tinder Clout to trump me? I get mine elsewhere, sorry?"

by Without March 2, 2022

Audrey Tindall

british

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD POOR SHELBY!!
audrey tindall

by o999 February 16, 2021

Tinderella

A really hot girl on a dating app called Tinder

Sam: Hey Tom, had any luck on Tinder yet ?
Tom: Dude I got a match with a Tinderella, and I fucked her!

Sam: Nice work dude

by weaby15 October 22, 2013

Tinderstix

Placing both hands, palms together, inside a woman's pussy and rubbing them together as if attempting to warm them over an open fire.

My slut girlfriend can cum all night long when I break out the tinderstix.

by tommybones January 4, 2011

Tinderstorm

When one gets many hits on Tinder and to the point it becomes overwhelming such as rain in a Thunderstorm

Ive been in this Tinderstorm for a while now, hope it never ends

Tinder storm coming in! Imma go outside and get absolutely soaked and wet!

by Steveohx October 6, 2016

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018

tinderfuck

Having sex with somebody in a manner where you assume you will never see them again, typically dirty, degrading or disgusting acts, assuming you will never to look at the person again knowing the horrible things each of you are capable of....particularly effective when referring to ones wife or longtime girlfriend

Dude, I tinderfucked my wife last night?
Damn....are you still going to let her raise your kids?

by freedumblove May 16, 2018