twatten

an individual who is simultaneously rotten and acting like a twat

I told a guy at work, that he was being twatty and rotten... He was "Twatten".

by anonymous January 26, 2023

twatten

simultaneously having rotten thinking and behaving like a twat

I told a guy at work, that he was being twatty and rotten... He was "Twatten".

by Bigfoot's Sidekick January 26, 2023

Trattle

When you install an aftermarket sound system in your vehicle with enough bass that when you turn the volume up the trunk rattles

It's been a long time since I heard a good trattle

by AfterMathis September 8, 2023

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007

bee twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of bees.

These are entirely different to the kind of twatting sticks used in zen

Don't use the dustpan to twat that bee son, use the bee twatter it's what I bought it for.

by Bobby twist August 19, 2019

Twatter

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

by piratemactster December 17, 2008

Trattles

A little known aliment affecting logic and reality. Common symptoms include but are not limited to: the inability to dry off properly after a shower, the inability to keep track of a lighter, or really any everyday object, getting on the four, getting off the four, fucking your girl, stain panic, fear of wet grass, chain smoking, stressing about chain smoking, chain smoking to deal with the stress you've aquired from previously chain smoking. Severe cases are known as stage 5 Trattles. This can be a dangerous time. If you think you are in the throws of stage five Trattles, it is recommended you immediately get on the four, see a doctor, and then talk shit about the doctor and his opinions. Calling him a big dumb bitch doctor can possibly help, but has yet to be a proven technique.

I can't find my cigs, I might have stage five Trattles.

by Greasy strangler January 9, 2018