tuna of the dirt

chicken.. the opposite of chicken of the sea..

jim-bob:can i get some tuna of the dirt?
waiter: weell if you mean that month old tuna we got buried in the back, its kinda stale.. other wise we just got chicken..

tuna of the dirt by tolkein June 26, 2006

tuna pussy farts

The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.

"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"

tuna pussy farts by pSarah July 13, 2006

tuna surprise 

wen engaging in sexual activity, just before the male ejaculates he yells tuna surprise, at which point a friend jumps out the wardrobe and slaps the female in the face with a fish

my girlfriend broke up with me after she got done with a tuna surprise

tuna surprise by scotty boyNo1 December 23, 2008

Tuna Dick 

The raunchy smell post exit after having intercourse with a weather beaten whore's expired vagina.

Vinny: "Hey how was fucking that stripper last night"
Josh: "It was fun but I woke up this morning with tuna dick"

Tuna Dick by joshuaknowsbest March 7, 2011

Tuna Pants

The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.

"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"

On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"

Tuna Pants by DougieT May 30, 2006

tuna skeet 

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

tuna skeet by tuna skeet February 9, 2009

Tuna Can Doo 

An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.

"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."

Tuna Can Doo by Cous Cous June 7, 2009