Sex tulip

The flower your neighbors bring you when you share a wall after they’ve had very loud sex.

Ron and Jeremy were going so hard at it last night that they brought me a sex tulip.

by Sex_Tulip May 5, 2018

tuli

it is a cat

oh tuli why did you eat mr bubbles the goldfish?

by babydunn October 28, 2003

tuli

A mass of something, usually something nasty.

That tuli on your shoe smells like crap man!

by Lone-B February 20, 2008

Tulia

Someone everyone is afraid of.

Person 1: Hey, watch out! James is coming this way!
Person 2: Why do you say that I should watch out for him...?
Person 1: Because he's such a Tulia.
Person 2: You mean it?! We better run then!

by Kevber (Beelzebub IV) August 26, 2013

tulip

only fucking retards use tulip as an insult.

"Are you tulip?"
"Bitch are you fucking retarded?"

by Bernie Mc April 5, 2015

Pink Tulip

The 40 year old fantasy football ass hole who lives in his mom's basement and thinks he is actually coaching his players. Otherwise know as Alfie

That pink tulip started two guys on a buy week and wants to change the line up on monday....he must have love getting fucked in the ass as much as Melissa Stark

by The Big Kahuna 2008 October 15, 2008

tulip

A popular word used to speak of a hand gun. used in most places specially when speaking over the phone.

1. Yo son go get the tulip we got some beef.
2. Yo were the tulip at son homie just got shot at.

by rayne1 June 14, 2006