tranny tunnel

A tranny tunnel is what you get when a man, in pursuit of becoming a woman, splits his penis like a banana peel and folds it inside out into a wound that constantly tries to close itself.

Alternatively, it is the path for a transmission to be routed.

Tom needs to hit up the dilatation station for maintenance on his tranny tunnel.

by RichtersAwful December 4, 2018

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Get the tranny tunnelmug.

sold a tranny

To be sold something that later proves to be worth a fraction of the price it was originally purchased.

Derives from when Chelsea bought Fernando Torres from Liverpool for £50,000,000 in 2011.

So you bought a second hand iPod off eBay and a week later it dies as soon as you turn it on? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny there son.

So you bought a Ford KA at an auction and it's falling to bits the minute you take it round the block? Mate, you've been sold a tranny, as they say everywhere.

So you bought a world-class centre-forward and it turns out he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo? I'm afraid you've been sold a tranny, no argument!

by afsfs June 5, 2011

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