Touching Cloth

from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.

Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.

by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003

Touching

Touching someone in a sexual place...and then getting rejected and contemplating life and why you sexually abused her to get her to date you

Nasty bitch

"I started touching her/him and she slapped me wish me good luck in jail

by XxthatgirlwhohasnofriendsxX October 5, 2020

Toochinistic

being similar in quality to the almighty being "Alaura;" having Alaur-ish tendencies.

Wow, that's so Toochinistic!
Someday you'll achieve toochinitticness, don't worry!

by Alaura December 6, 2003

Touching Base

a dance move created to mock one who repeatedly finds it neessary to touch everyone's bases.

As Barb is touching base with clients on the phone, her co-workers get up and do the touching base dance!

by Base Toucher August 17, 2010

touching toes

when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts

did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes

by kyffdog May 20, 2018

Toncil touching

A girl who loves to be fucked in her mouth and have her toncils touched.

"It's Toncil Touching Time.

by Con Rad November 27, 2007

Touching the Gnar

Downing a couple bottles of robo and getting pry leaned with yr bros watching 'it's always sunny in philidelphia' on yur macbook pro.

Symptoms include inability to control basic motor functions and extreme disorientation.

"your pinky's teching out bro, i think you're touching the gnar."

by Krispin Bratt April 16, 2009