on tom

"Tom" is an abreviation for "time of month". When a woman/girl is on her period.

No sex tonight I'm on Tom

Better prepare Tom is due this week

by Trouble1506 September 3, 2016

Tom

To people on the outside Tom is an annoying person that you hate but on the inside Tom is sweet, kind and caring. Tom is also very handsome. He does get some attention from girls on the inside and appears to some funny. But Tom also takes care of his friends. Tom has a love of sports especially skateboarding and takes care of his 2 little sisters

Tom. Tom

by .hey. December 12, 2017

Tom

Absolute mad lad. Massive balls and a 69420 incher. Good in bed and will crush your intestines with his huge dick

Tom is seggsie

by 69420KidsInTheBasement42069 October 27, 2020

Tom

Tom is the nicest, funniest lad i know. he is so good looking and unreal at hurling. he always apologizes after he does something wrong, even if its my fault. he is understanding and makes hilarious, original jokes on the spot. he's amazing at sports and so fit. he seems full of himself if you don't know him well, but once you get to know him, his true personality comes out. he is sometimes shy and can be awkward around some people. he's sporty and always up for something fun. never afraid to do anything and is good at dares. he has an amazing body, he is tall, and has a sexy six pack. there's alot of girls that want him so bad, but he doesn't fall for people as easy as they fall for him. he's not a player, and if you have a tom in your life, you're lucky as for me he's the most amazing, kind, funny, fit, good-looking, handsome and cute person I've ever met. you'll never meet someone quite amazing as him, there's so many words to describe him I can't even name them all.

girl 1: did you see Tom's goal today?

girl 2: yeah, he's so fit!

by mystery.galx January 19, 2020

Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

by jimbotambo September 11, 2011

Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

by Jameseroonski January 9, 2008