toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.

I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.

Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.

by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014

Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms

That girl is totally a milk toilet

by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015

toilet core

A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.

After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.

by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017

emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has

emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry

by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023