toilet seat

what according to women should be down all the time, like someone is lifting it up for men when they have to take a piss.

I have to lift the fucking toilet seat myself

by Slunjan August 13, 2008

toilet core

A sub genre of heavy metal that primarily features vocals that sound like a toilet or a stomach during a violent bowel movement.

After eating a four day old beef quesarito and three cups of coffee, Roger was ready lay down the vocal tracks for his toilet core band, Dysenterium.

by wtfAreRobsterCraws August 28, 2017

Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms

That girl is totally a milk toilet

by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015

Wreck a Toilet

To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.

It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...

by Hoss91IEP January 7, 2015

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

toilet gold

Corn in your turds down in the toilet

I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.

by Cpt Norm February 23, 2009