When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.
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Get the Shuffle Monkey mug.A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.
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Get the Gentleman's Shuffle mug.1. a. That tentative, short-stepped walk from the urinal to the stall. b. A not-so-optimistic sliding of one's feet along the shortest imaginary line between a urinal and a stall so as to confirm or deny the presence of shart residue.
Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
Pronunciation: \shärt shuffle\
Function: noun
Etymology: In Urban Detroit in the early 21st century, an unfortunate incident occurred in the non-executive restroom. The incident remained nameless for decency's sake until the victim of the aforementioned Shart ended up stuck in traffic that evening. Date: Late 2007
1. If I thought my day had been rough so far, I was in for a surprise as I shook my head and did the shart shuffle. Again.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
2. There I was, five minutes before the big interview, doing the shart shuffle. Awesome.
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Get the Lehighton Shuffle mug.When one partner stands behind the other and bends them over for doggie-style while walking in place.
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