Biological organism

Beyond human, we are the biological organism. The lowest level of categorization.

Iam "Beyond human, we are the biological organism. As humans require an ecology to survive, we are inextricably linked with the other biological organisms. Invisibly chained to a rock by need for sustenance and gravity. A rock that is (literally) surrounded by eternity. The only one around for as far as the eye can see..."

Hym "............ And?"

Iam "..... I don't know. That's all I had."

Hym "Why start things if you don't have an ending? You're going to make it seem like I associate with idiots!"

Iam "I have an ending but I don't know how to them together. I kind of start at both ends and work my way to the middle...... And I'm not an idiot!"

Hym "Jesus Christ... Alright. Get out. Go. I'm you're taking too long and I have one."

Iam "But it's my t... *Sigh* whatever. Fine..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

Organic Dude

Someone who doesn't look that great but is really great for you. No bad effects of dating and you have no regrets for time spent together. The man doesn't make you sick.

Girl1: I don't think Ajay looks hot
Girl2: I'm going for him. He's an organic dude

by kaalika November 18, 2011

Organic wasta

"Wasta" means "network" or "connections" in Arabic, usually in the context of finding a job. It has a negative connotation because most view it as kissing ass or schmoozing with the right people to get to the job/position/salary you want. It's also seen as cutting corners through a job application process if you know a guy high up to help you out.

But organic wasta is free from impurities: it's a genuine connection made with someone who decides later to help you out, for e.g. meeting people through friends, or at a wedding, etc.

Alia: Wow how'd you get that great new job? Was it through wasta?
Abood: No it's not like that, it was through organic wasta - I go to the same spinning class as the recruiter, and we've been friends for months before he suggested that I take this new role.

by KayEves October 26, 2015

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017

Organic dating

When you want to deal with real and natural people.

I prefer a more meaningful, organic dating experience.

by Modern Day Gentlewoman August 15, 2018

Grow organically

‘I will bang you, make no effort but expect you to stick around...while you are under the illusion it’s growing organically’ x

Chill babe, let things grow organically!

by Tinalea February 6, 2018

Portland Organ

When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.

"Bro, I walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest Portland Organ!"

by The Wall Breakers September 3, 2016