Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Down Hoof

Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.

Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.

by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024

Hoofed it

A Scottish way of saying you or someone else ran away from something. Mainly said in the North

Also to say you've booted/kicked something

Tam telt me she wis comin' on tae him so he hoofed it hame

Tam told me she was coming on to him so he sprinted home

I saa a ball in the perk so I hoofed it afore Danny could

I saw a ball in the park so I kicked it before Danny could

by Court335 August 9, 2022

Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Hoofs

FEET!

My Hoofs are tearing away!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020