Slime harvester

A production plant that harvests slime from slime nodes, usually spawn on Venus.
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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 04, 2019
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Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration
Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath
by Donkey oak October 12, 2017
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anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
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Harvest Hangs

An alternative to "Thanksgiving" where you and your chosen family cultivate feelings of gratitude, connectedness, and community.

This gathering has nothing to do with the harm brought about by the North American pilgrimage, whitewashing, genocide, or the "May Flower." Generally takes place, but is not limited to, the latter portion of November.
This weekend, my friends and I are engaging in Harvest Hangs.
by Muse of Poison Ivy November 25, 2021
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Sperm Harvester

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.
Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.
by Augustus Jackson March 15, 2019
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Harvesting hickeys

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.
Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
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