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Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.
“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren
by dWilfE January 1, 2019
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Lincoln Tissue Bookmark

When you go to Barnes and Nobles and pay 5 dollars for a bookmark of a fake dollar bill or some other sheit when you could have just used the 5 dollar bill as a bookmark! commonsense !
Liz: Imma go get me a bookmark from BNB with these Lincoln tissue bookmark.
Moe: Why not just use the Lincoln tissue as a bookmark?
Liz: omg, duh! that just blew my mind.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019
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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic
by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019
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Mr. Tissue

A name used for a tissue used to clean up ejaculations while masturbating.
Jonny! after your done jacking off, i need to use Mr. Tissue!
by theMASTERofallDARES June 22, 2011
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Arabian Tissue

It is where a man (or woman) uses his female partner's genitals as a tissue.
Dude, i totally Arabian Tissued Christyna last night!
by Nade January 11, 2008
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