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Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing
In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday
by Wags86 January 16, 2022
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Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.
Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.
by AgentReaps January 25, 2023
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Throne Butt

An elite gamers butt. This butt is usually shaped in a way the gamer usually finds the most comfortable on their throne (Usually an expensive gaming chair), allowing the gamer to play without any pelvic pain while yelling at their teammates in CS:GO or while grinding XP in their Minecraft mob grinder.
Girl 1: I went out with a guy last night and when we went to fuck I noticed that his ass was weirdly shaped"
Girl 2: Girl he had a Throne Butt, you don't need a man like that"
by PeePeeAssLauncher January 4, 2019
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Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant
Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.
by TTCooper May 24, 2023
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Binge throning

When someone finally gets around to starting game of thrones and gets so addicted that they watch the whole thing to date in a couple weeks
Marty: "where's tony?"

Andy: "he's in his room on HBO. He's been binge throning for a week now"
by Pup powder June 29, 2015
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Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home
Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.
by golduck December 17, 2011
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