twistedcunt

a roast beef looking pussy,different colors,innerlips are flapping outside the outerlipps.dark colored edeges of the outer and inner pussy lips,or just pne plain nasty ass pussy!!!

oh my god did you see the twistedcunt on that bitch???

by jeremy cook March 28, 2007

Thirsted On

Being the object of thirst for many people at one time.

Girl 1: "Ewww." She puts down her phone.
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "I got so many dick pics today. Its so gross to be thirsted on."
Girl 2: "Bitch, shut up."

by Lady_Knightmare June 10, 2015

Thister

Like a Mister but for a They

Thister. Onicholas porked my mom

by Faggiticous Malicous June 21, 2022

to Twisted tea can somebody

To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.

That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!

2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!

by thebackroomsentity93 December 29, 2020

Twisted Kid

A weird or socially rejected child. You often find them shopping at stores like hot topic and dying their hair funny colors, wearing excessive black and neon colors, and/or rolling around on floors.

They often look like idjits and appear to be lost in some kind of stage. Most Twisted kids are extremely immature.
They like to think their life is unbearable, and often times you find cuts on their arms.
Also, they like to pretend they are weird things like vampires or witches.

Billy: "Oh look at that twisted kid HIS HAIR IS ORANGE, what a moron-"
Twisted: "shut up, IM DIFFERENT.you dont understand how bad my life is"

by Bethanaynay April 26, 2006

Got Life Twisted

You have the situation messed up.

"You know you was messing with that crazy girl" ........ "Man you (got life twisted).

by Atl Dictionary June 11, 2006

twisted

To be really mean or cruel; to act or say something sick, usually in the form of spreading sexual gossip about a particular person.

Howard Dean and John Kerry: Two Faggots who fuk butt!
Yes indeedy! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

by Eat my shit, Liberals! April 18, 2005