I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.

Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games

by Eric Kacktastic December 10, 2010

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 15, 2006

sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.

Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"

by so-ill January 11, 2009

Sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.

Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"

by so-ill January 31, 2008

In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes

In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.

by thisisevidence March 17, 2010

brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex

oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things

by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017

when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

by von groovy June 6, 2019