Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy

You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there

by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018

Uncle Rico

Any one being who becomes a free-loading, life-ruining, football-throwing, tupperware-selling, time-machine-buying, bust-must-plus-vending, steak-eating Bodaggit.

Grandma called, you are being such an Uncle Rico.

by Chevrolet-La-Vee-Vee-Na December 29, 2004

Uncle Bob

The alias given to the T-800 Terminator by John Connor in Terminator 2.

T-800 Terminator - "Uncle Bob?"

John Connor - *shrugs*

by lordfubar August 5, 2009

Uncle Chan

An Uncle Chan is the asian version of an Uncle Tom. Basically he is a lame ass fool who has no confidence or self-respect. Instead of figuring a way to be a more manly, cultured, and dope ass person, he resorts to seeking validation from the white man, which is something a lame ass bitch does. What he should be doing instead is figuring a way to be a more cool ass person by inventing something dope and useful that everybody thinks is cool. And then beating the white man at his own game!

Look at that Uncle Chan kissing the white man’s ass.

by Temu_787 July 25, 2022

Uncle Tommaso

A person of Italian heritage who makes a living or otherwise advances him or herself by betraying other Italians.

Rudy Giuliani is a real Uncle Tommaso.

by deathbyserifs May 6, 2021

Uncle Sid

(Acid, LSD, Blotter, Hits) A way of talking about LSD over the phone without actually saying it.

"is Uncle Sid in town?"

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004