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Scottish Umbrella

When a man wearing a kilt without any undergarments walks over a woman exposing himself to her.
My girlfriend was laying on the beach getting some sun until I gave her a Scottish Umbrella for shade.
by Scottish Batman October 15, 2017
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Umbrella

Omg have you seen umbrella; he is so cute I want to stick him up my ass
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the "gay umbrella,,

non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,
by chuyashole July 16, 2021
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Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014
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joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrella

ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.
by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018
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umbrella

Something u use in the rain to keep yourself dry.
by 1928Sugarcube April 5, 2022
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Apology Umbrella

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.
She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.
by Macon Love April 26, 2011
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