Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Cleaveland Steamer

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

Mane shit went down last night we had to leave the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inProgress May 28, 2019

ullswater steamer

A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad

by jizzytissues July 1, 2018

Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.

John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.

by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018

drop a steamer

To take a rather warm poop.

Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.

by Dectheman123222 February 20, 2017

Garry steamer

When you go to piss outside and it starts steaming hence the Garry steamer

Ollie : starts pissing in the cold

Sam : are you doing a Garry steamer ?

Ollie : yeh man

by Garry steamer November 15, 2019