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Samurai As Fuck

A term that is used when a western media brand that has no relevance in Japan will make a character dress up like a stereotypical samurai and sometimes going as far to have a stereotypical Japanese accent in an attempt to gain any relevance in Japan only to end up pushing the Japanese further away.
Microsoft can make port Halo to Nintendo Switch 2 and make players get armor that look samurai as fuck, yet the Halo series will still fail in Japan.
by JDB1992 May 24, 2025
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samurai panda

A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
Linsey is such a fucking samurai panda!
by Rahnderson April 23, 2011
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trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position
“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”
by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022
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samurai sauce

A sauce made up of legit nothing but mayonnaise and sambal oelek.

One can experiment with the amounts of each ingredient and tune the sauce to their liking.

A variation on samurai sauce is harakiri sauce, which is just 50/50 mayo and sambal. That's some serious shit.

It's a pretty hot sauce (duh) but it's absolutely amazing on basically anything. It goes great with fries, meat (like steak and pita in particular) and even fried foods like fried chicken. The sauce itself doesn't have too much flavour but it does add nice spice and an overall good taste to the food.

It's also totally amazing on sandwiches with meat. I recommend a sandwich with pita meat, with or without vegetables (preferably salad, tomato, and onions) and samurai sauce and also mexicano, with or without (fried) onions and samurai sauce.
I love samurai sauce. You should try it.
by SGDaGangsta May 7, 2018
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cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.
why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.
by angry s March 8, 2003
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Samurai Hospital TDS

The Samurai Hospital is an ancient medical institution founded and promised to GMOTG Darin Uzunov 3,000 years ago at the Jewish synagogue. The hospital is a pillar of medical history and evolution, and it is often led by a Chief Medic, such as former Chief Medic AgamingBeaver.
Oh do you work in the Samurai Hospital TDS? The dark sword.
by TDS - Management November 30, 2025
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Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement
Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.
by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025
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