man rash

Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.

Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.

Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?

Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.

Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!

by Archbishop Shaggy September 7, 2009

Riker Rash

When you or William T Riker's beard gets frisky with lady friend and she develops a love Rash. Normally around her tights.

My tights totally have a Riker Rash. Must be from that sexy commanders beard.

by Sarajade86 November 29, 2013

Rash cunt

The opposite of cunt rash. If you have cunt rash, you have a rash on your cunt. If you have a rash cunt, you have a cunt on your rash.

I'm really hurting downstairs, and the rash was there before I had a vagina, I think I have rash cunt.

by Lad 999 July 8, 2010

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Rock Rash

Paint damage from contact with rocks while off-roading.

I was going down a difficult trail and got some rock rash on my quarter panel.

by "Big" Chris October 5, 2006

sun rash

the rash u get from stayin in the sun too long.. god they itch! like when i went to arizona! holy shit, it sucks!

i have bumps and they itch... OH NO, A SUN RASH... SHIT!!!!!!

by Ramones 4ever!! May 30, 2003

Kardash Rash

A rash that fans of the Kardashian fam jam receive once they become crazily obsessed. It usually appears on the belly and is very itchy. You should not scratch it and you should immediately seek medical help when diagnosed. One of the known home remedies for a Kardash Rash is Coca Cola. The good thing about a Kardash Rash is that you know you are a good fan.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Person 2: Don't remind me, it brought back my Kardash Rash. *itches belly* Do you mind grabbing me a coca cola?

by kdashrash April 21, 2011