rotten plum

When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.

The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.

Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”

Chicken: “Too many cocks”

Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”

by Farmer.Joe June 12, 2018

Plum drink

Ninja jump kick to the face while in a dark alley

Plum drink knocked me off my ass last night

by Jerbearplumdrink September 5, 2013

Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.

The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.

by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021

buckys plums

Buckys plums, Juicy plums Bucky bought 😌

Bucky: holy shit do you see those plums those are some fine ass plums if I might say

random??: sir? Are you okay.

Buckys plums ——

by Buckysplumsyum September 7, 2021

plum pooper

A person who has a weird condition where that can only eat plums and they do not get digested properly so when they pop it shoots out whole plums

He was eating that peach weird he is definitely a plum pooper

by Kk ligma July 11, 2019

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017