The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping
Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass
by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020
Get the Simp policemug. (n.) In dictatorial countries, secret police were used to maintain order and arrest political opponents. They were given all power to be brutal and kill anyone who disobeyed them.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the secret policemug. Me: Yo, did you see Steven dancing with the Grease Police last night?
Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.
Friend: No, I was so drunk I had no idea.
by shortyalert November 24, 2010
Get the Grease Policemug. im calling the weed
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
Get the chris is that a policemug. It was all Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth ‘til the fight broke-out and, next thing I knew, it was Police Navidad.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 27, 2011
Get the Police Navidadmug. The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.
"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
by gflonu July 28, 2009
Get the paranoia policemug. by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 18, 2018
Get the Thot Policemug.